1: After a ship wreck, a female passenger and 10 passenger drift to a desert island. A month later, the woman committed suicide because she felt that what happened this month is too disgusting.
month later, they decided to bury her because they think it happened a month is too disgusting.
month later, they decided to dig her because they think it happened a month is too disgusting.
month later, God brought the woman to life, because he felt that what happened a few months so disgusting.
2: there is a grown man to a hotel, he saw the garage has a lot of beautiful cars, so he asked the boss, how there are so many beautiful cars, ah soldes paul smith, the boss told him that I have a year-old son He did three things, if you can follow to do, where you pick a car drive away with, if not, put your car to leave, many people can not do so chemise burberry noir. . He thought, five years old child can do, but also can not do, so to try. The boss took him to a room, which has a beautiful naked girls, children in the past gave her a kiss, and he do what I do, and then the little boy's body over the last touch of the beauty, he followed suit franklin marshall en ligne, and the third thing, children turn out three times brother. . . . vetement Ed Hardy pas cher.
3: a male seclusion deep in the mountains, a day naked body lying in the grass to rest. Mushroom suddenly come to a little girl: This man is very cool. The next day still naked here, come to a mushroom Bear: a 。。。。。。said:
5: One day a gentleman to help him get his wife underwear, because he had never bought underwear to help his wife, so he did not know which to buy a size!
with the clerk pulled a long time, the staff had to take the fruit to describe it!
Clerk: papaya? ! President: no! no!
clerk: Apple? ! President: No, no!
Clerk: wax? ! President: Another small point!
Clerk: eggs? ! Very pleased, Mr. said: Yes! Yes! Yes! When the clerk turned around after learning about
get underwear, the man suddenly exclaimed: Miss Wait a minute! Is cooked.
6: one through the house, he suddenly flew down from the second floor window and used a condom, just fell on his head.
feel that this sick and angry, so he went to the house entrance, hard knock the door,
an old man opened the door, asked him why he so vigorously knocking,
this man questioned said: eight words: two thought they were too tired last night and still did not care. to see the couple still did not eat dinner the old man sit down, and on the younger son said last night christan louboutin, your sister and your husband will not have anything, right? young son answered , nothing ah. By the way my brother last night, I want to point Vaseline tube, very unfortunately I happen to run out, so I gave him a little model I used glue stick!
9: There are two fisherman sea ??fishing, one day a fisherman came to play a mermaid, fish tail above is a super beautiful, but the fisherman put her thought, another fisherman puzzled, asked: sudden stomach pain, to diarrhea.... but all the men toilets are full.
but he really wait any longer, so with the stewardess Please, let him use the toilet about girls.
stewardess a bit difficult, but still agreed to let him go, very worried about has repeatedly confessed that he would not touch anything, pull the stomach to finish it up.
girls he flurry into the toilet. When he was pulled after, and looked relaxed while ... found that there are three buttons next to the toilet, were written HW, HA, ATR, he was curious; think about the toilets so advanced that there are necessarily special, but think of the stewardess warned him KK. But still very curious, then press the first one that says HW button ... ...
Hey! even from behind the hot water spray cleaning ass. great! the original meaning is the Hot Water.
he thought, really high! quickly look at the first 2 button ... Hot Air says that Romania should HA! Sure enough, after pressing the button, sent hot air slowly.
really interesting!! ATR says that the first three in the end mean?
So he pressed The third button a sudden burst of pain ... ... ... ... ?@#!*, black eyes, dizziness in the past ... ...
12: day Moujun wife have children, he hurriedly went to the hospital to visit , so the n hours, the delivery room came the cry, shouting he was happy, I did a father! looked very sad when a doctor came out and told him that children congenital malformations. Moujun stay there, but also did not understand why, suddenly the delivery room came the cries of his wife: Blame the day to kill Chaussures Vivienne Westwood, and to see old and not posted Huitie, retribution Yeah.
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