51. one night, a naked man called a taxi, the driver one's pupils do not turn. Staring at him, got quite angry, shouted: you his mama have never seen a naked man!The driver was furious: I see you where the money from his mother.My friend
52. and sleep in a room, a woman drawn line: line is an animals.Found that men really wake up a few lines, a woman fought hard in the face of a man: you do not even like animals!
53. one day Liu Hongtao met the foreign guests, and he said: I am Hong TaoLiu, the foreign guests said: I fucking or a square piece of seven!
54. CEO was Dad repaired, he ran to the mother complained: "Mom, someone hit your son would you like?"Mom: "I will avenge his son to play!"Zai zai: ceinture souvenir...
55 sac ralph lauren. an old lady illiterate, but likes to listen to the radio, to listen to the weather forecast every day.A day to eat and ask the family: "I have a question to ask, you know the areas in what place?There almost every day have rain.
56. cliff, a little mouse waving a paw, and again jump down, trying to learn to fly, next to mother bats watched it fall head broken and bleeding, worried that: its dad, don't tell it, it's not the za.
57. and friends to watch the sunrise at the top of Taishan, a friend of pointing to the sky: "I saw!"" chemise ralph lauren homme;I see!"At this time the distance someone lift pants out said: "see saw!What shout you ah!"-58. the teacher asks a student: all men are mortal., you take a word.Student a: life since ancient times who no shit, who shit don't use paper.The teacher was very angry, to make them stand.The following year, the teacher asked the students to the same problem.When students become wise.His answer: life since ancient times who no shit, who shit don't use paper.Ruo Jun no toilet paper, unless you are using your fingers.The teacher is very angry, have to make them stand!At this time, the teacher saw out of the window under the snow, we regret to say: God does not snow to rain, snow becomes rain to the ground.As rain more trouble, why not to rain.Teacher: teachers and students to eat do not eat shit, food to the stomach into shit.Turns to shit more trouble, why not eat shit.So the teacher fainted on the spot!Haha... 2, geography teacher asked: the river flow to where?Students take one stand singing: ah rivers to the east!The teacher ignored him and then said: heaven O how many stars?The students and sing: the stars and beidou!The teacher very angry: get out!Student: say go let go!Helpless teacher: are you sick?Student: I have all your o!Teacher: you sing a try!Student: at the sight of injustice at a life!Teacher: don't you believe that I played you?Student: the hand on hand!The teacher angrily: I let you out!Student: be rash and too much in haste into the Jiuzhou o!Ha-ha.To your friends to see.Smile and laugh more, let trouble a little less.
59. noon to save money, the queue behind a girl asked me: "money is?" "yes!" Shorts Ralph Lauren pas cher; "I just want to take money, anyway you want to save, not give me the money, I'll do not line up." robe de bal violet;I think the rational, then give her the money.
60. afternoon on the bus, take bus card crash thrown into the slot.
61. one day find mobile phone no see, turn over every corner of the bag and in the house, but failed.Was depressed to the ground, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, for everyone to SMS: my mobile phone is lost.
62. neighbor forgot his keys, over the balcony of my house, in the house to find a key, turned back, and then open the door of the house.Even more stunning is from first to last, I touch on the balcony, not sleep have deficiencies.Alas, our head must be the same squeezed through the crack.
63. also remember the first time to the girls, too nervous, so "um, the, XX, let me be your girlfriend"
64. a few days ago the unit to eat, a small young colleagues to a large bottle of Sprite, poured in a circle, their turn the bottle was empty.So the colleague shook sprite bottle says to the waiter: " christan louboutin;this have?" the waiter Pidianpidian came, took the bottle carefully checked again, a face of said frankly: "no."
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