[two] dormitory idiot sister self-made patch
[three] in fact 00 quite miserable
DOTA always beat class, LOL, is his father to play, each time CF is seckill, download a single game TMD second Tianquan is clearance herve leger paris!!! More than twelve points at a micro-blog will be scold! Seldom has a girl to find a fucking! Your life only diving haha.
[four] so the artistic conception beauty, "
[five] looked straight shape of each different
[six] [seven] Untitled
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good welfare.
[eight] laugh cry
[nine] really envy try this dress sister!
[ten] Maillot de foot Napoli; the combined sofa office. No time to save a space again type
1. morning exercise run a classmate fell down, cut a few anxious, I would like to help her out of kindness, but when I jumped out of the stepped on her hand, she heard the sound come. Then I can't help her, follow the team ran, then no then.
2. take a shower, roommate said Pantene shampoo is too slippery, a squeeze on hands slipped to the ground, too tired. I said I often encounter this kind of situation scarpe Burberry uomo. At last he sincere words and earnest wishes to say: where did you get the Pantene? One day
3. and his wife to go buy a bed, for senior research to the bed, ask the boss: your bed not creak? The boss eyes, to a sentence: brother, you will not sound! I noticed the red face to brush the wife...
4. two people of husband and wife shopping, wife took several pieces of clothes, to buy. Husband to see this posture, to spend a lot of money, then asked: "is not to say that only around you, you really buy ah." Wife angrily: "last night, who said that only hug... Yet the outcome..."
5. asked: "MTR had 3 sheep, halfway up a wolf, the wolf when to get off, how many sheep does the car?" "No sheep, wolves were eating" wrong ", 3 sheep, because the subway can't eat"
6. an examination paper Surmatelas Protection, the genius: like reading the classics: Journey to the west, one sentence: I like to eat the old sun bar......
7. yesterday I did not buy vegetables, husband had dinner, I don't want to cook, thought to steal a lazy, return home to eat. I'm happy to go home, the mother even happier than me, see me and said: "my daughter, you just come back, some guests came to the house, you want to cook dinner, I accompany guests chat."
8. home have the Spring Festival just ten days.. Grandma wants me to stay a few days, said to me: " camicie Prada brevi uomo;you call the leadership that you Grandpa ill, temporarily can't go back". Beside silent grandpa immediately interjected: "you say your grandmother died."...
9. in a bar, a two generation molesting a beauty, beauty is urgent, letter not letter I sent a micro-blog let your father horse jail. The official two generation immediately... Petrifaction.
10. apple out of a new product, is mostly an industry be overturned;
think of a new product, mostly Apple product is copied;
Google a new product, is mostly a company is bought;
Tencent is a new product, is mostly a creative being cloned;
Microsoft out new products, mostly large computer to eliminate.
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