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Thus began the famous Isaacs Family Forty Yard Desperation Dash to the Ocean. A couple of the family tried to dive in the water where it was still only about 6 inches deep, thus burying their heads in the sand (a family specialty) and exposing their nether regions (another family specialty). And a couple of the more fortunate or more frightened ones of us hit the water so fast that we continued running for another 15 or 20 yards on top of the water before we sank beneath the surface.
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Once we had her in with the rest of us, in water up to our necks, we began to gather our wits and ponder what had happened. As we sputtered theories of alien visitations, abnormal sunspot activities and unusual planetary alignments, another beachgoer paddled close by on an air mattress and said cheap Air force one shoes, 'I guess you folks bought the cheap tanning oil too. Don't feel too bad Buy Air Force Ones Online, my folks bought some of that coconut oil crap when we first got here too. I'm not sure whether it attracts those damn bees or just thoroughly pisses them off!'
The author, Tony Isaacs, is a natural health researcher and author of books and articles about natural health and alternative remedies including 'Cancer's Natural Enemy' and 'Collected Remedies' (available at his website http://www.rose-laurel.com) as well as country songs and humorous anecdotal stories. He is currently working as a volunteer for NFL legend Isiah Roberston's Athletes for a Drug Free America.
Last year, Mr. Isaacs helped a multi-agency government probe expose a fake cancer drug scheme which resulted in the indictement and upcoming trial of five co-defendents. He also assisted in exposing a string of fake medicine websites promoting bogus cures for Cancer, the Flu and other illnesses that led to a three part special on Fox News and action by the FDA in shutting down the sites and business operations.

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