李名的日志

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1, cliff on a little mouse waving a paw, and again jump to learn to fly, next to mother bats watched it fall head broken and bleeding, worried that: its dad, don't tell it, it's not the za!

2, a male dormitory bed until 3 in the morning, suddenly want to discuss a question "met a beautiful girl, first what to say?" the man woke up from the dream, said: "do not say, let's go to sleep!"

3, a robber: "password safe hang out!Don't kill you!"Female clerk: " ralph lauren polo v neck shirts;kill me also don't say!You spoil me, I also don't say!"The robbers conjectured her: "you would think ed hardy wallets!"

4, the male one's wrath filled the sky. Tears, said: "I told you so many times, the ring is a bird research station set by the wedding ring, not!I'm not married!"

5, restaurant, female: are you going to get married with me?A man of silence.Woman: don't think nobody wants me, make fire I'll be here to find someone to marry!The waitress came: miss you put our guests away.

6, man, you know why I Aima day?The underlined below I saw that the front Jingmei clothes words, cannot help for clicked.

7, step forward and a woman on the train skirts, tight skirts can not leg lift, solutions do not buckle skirt into two, see you later. A man is watching her, then called rogue!Man: you rogue, so while you are solution we buckle!

8, airborne drill Sir asked: how many new recruits this year?The young soldier said: down at the bottom will know!Long way: why?The young soldier: new recruits have footprints ass!

9, remember?When you went to the TV singing a song, 4 referees down 3, thanks to a referee came excitedly holding your hand said: talent!Others sing is money, you are singing!

10, a few people watch the sunrise, a man by the said: I see.Other people saw that.Then the trees someone lift pants out: see see, about what?!

11, boys generally no girls house, until 8 at night before leaving, otherwise to 8 point, floor length aunt shout: girls, see the.

12, old lady sitting on a bus station, every station will ask.The car to the station she a strength with umbrella to poke the driver: " christian louboutine shoes;it is the exhibition center?""No, this is the ribs!"

13, a village to the fair flower, when the market XieGuanYuan charges when she started to run, but was still Xieguanyun seize, warden said: "I just want to hold you sleep yesterday (quote your tax), today I have to hold you to sleep (you can't tax)".

14, this afternoon with a group of female colleagues chat, suddenly someone said I am not a man.My fire, I say, you say me not, I out to you, the girl laughed, one of the most cattle, said, you dig ah, you dig ah

and......I put out the identity card.

15, snake, ants, spiders, centipedes several people at home playing mahjong.8 laps later, after smoking.Everyone who went to buy cigarettes.The serpent said: I have no feet, I do not go, let the ants to.The ant said: spider eight feet, more than me, let the spider to.The spider said: my feet more than the centipede brother, let the centipede go.Centipede helpless, I thought: no way, who let my feet?Then centipede goes out to buy cigarettes......More than an hour, no centipede back, after two hours, still do not see the centipede buys smoke.So we let the spider out to have a look, the spider a go out and then see the centipede sitting at the gate, the spider is very angry, ask: why don't you go?Everybody waiting.Centipedes also anxious, said: nonsense!You have to wait for me to wear good shoes!!

16 polo ralph lauren hoodies, a: I have two bad habits, makes me feel very puzzled.The first bad habits is naked.B: it's nothing!Second bad habits?A: in

18, late at night, Wang finished correcting the papers, tired and turned on the radio, listen to music to relax.The radio came the voice: "DJ XX middle school grade x class the class to make the song dedicated to their beloved King XX teacher, thank him for years give them numerous exercises (especially this year), so they get a valuable opportunity to practice......"Hearing this, Wang eyes moist, be mentally and physically exhausted face a comforting smile.DJ went on to say:"......Let us now to listen to this song, Li Huimin's "you will not have good results"..."He showed the whites of his eyes, foaming at the mouth, over......

19, a day, a driver on the highway robbery, said: "get off wholesale converse!!"A said: "100 push-ups."

the driver was forced to obey, said: "haven't seen you rob a way."Finished, the robber said: "then do 500."

driver and, after the driver has been paul smith travel bags, limb weakness, dizziness.

bandits behind trees shouted: "sister, you can take his car to town.

20, you stood at the bus stop laughing, that road portrait see rare animal like you.One of them asked why you laugh, you my laughter, proud to say: I have a ticket to the play, bought a ticket not on the train.

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