1.命运就像强奸，你反抗不了就要学会享受；
Fate is like rape, you can not resist must learn to enjoy.

2.工作就像轮轮奸，,你不行了别人就上；
The work likely turns the mass rape, you are not good others on;

3.生活就像自慰，,什么都得靠自己双手；
Life is like masturbation, everything depends on your own two hands;

4.学习就像嫖娼，出钱后又出力；
Learning is like prostitution, money and effort after;

5.薪水就像月经，每月不来就犯傻；
Salary as menstruation, per month to just being silly

6.谈判就像口交，费尽了口舌也就那点收获；
Talks just like oral sex, and every tongue that the point of harvest

7.募捐就像公牛发情，来了马上就要干；
Donations like the rut of male dog, came about to engage in

8.奖金就像阴毛，掉的要比长的多；
Bonuses like her pubic hair, down more than long;

9.领导就像阴道，总是欺软怕硬；
Leadership as the vagina，to bully the weak and fear the strong

10.开会就像乱伦，搞不清谁该搞谁；
A meeting is just like incest ，Don't know who made who

11.兄弟像避孕套，捅多大的窟窿都帮你兜着；
Brother like condoms ，Stabbed another big hole to you wrapped,

12.看贴不回、笑了不顶就像阳痿，明明爽了，就是没动作。哈哈！
visit without reply 、Not top Looks like the sexual impotence, has been clearly bright, has not acted.